In defense of analog fans worldwide comes the mighty Vinyl Warrior.
Armed with an all-in-one Turntable/speaker combo, he will use his great
skills at DJing and Samurai philosophy to great effect to protect your
home from a soul-less all digital existence. I printed (with the help of shop assistant Tom K.) 2 versions of this noble beast so far: Blue on Blue and Gold on Ivory. They are up in my shop now.